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[赛后贴] 今日NBA西部季后赛首轮G4，湖人队客场113-116不敌森林狼队，大比分1-3落后。

双方数据：

湖人（1-3）：东契奇38分1板2助、詹姆斯27分12板8助3断3帽、八村塁23分5板1助、里夫斯17分7板4助2帽、芬尼-史密斯6分8板6助、海斯2分3板1助、古德温2板1助、范德比尔特2板、文森特1板

森林狼（3-1）：爱德华兹43分9板6助、兰德尔25分7板3助、麦克丹尼尔斯16分11板3助、里德12分4板2助、迪文岑佐8分2板2助5断、戈贝尔5分10板、沃克5分1板、康利2分1板2助、香农4板1助

[–]Celtics Im__Ron__Burgundy 2740 points 3 hours ago

27 points on 5/9 shooting is a hilarious line.

凯尔特人球迷：（老詹）9投5中拿27分，这数据还挺高(gaǒ)效(xiaò)的。

[–]Heat AcanthocephalaSad541 1089 points 3 hours ago

UnLethical

热火球迷：君子爱财，取之有道；老詹の数据，取之无道~

[–]Timberwolves Firelink_Schreien 371 points 3 hours ago

LeMoral Dilemma

森林狼球迷：老詹 ，“当”“立”两难呐~~~

[–]Mavericks ThisGuyBeOver9000 1136 points 3 hours ago

Lakers starters will die before this series ends

独行侠球迷：湖人的这套首发阵容等不到首轮打完，就一齐驾鹤西游了。。。

新闻链接>>>>>🥴雷迪克季后赛仅用5人打满半场 自96-97赛季有统计以来首次！

[–]Timberwolves 6875309999 358 points 2 hours ago

I feel like every team except OKC and CLE are going to be so beat up going into the second round

森林狼球迷：我感觉除了雷霆和骑士之外，剩下的季后赛球队打完首轮，都要元气大伤啊~~~

[–]Darkoplax 204 points 3 hours ago

THIS FUCKING PLAYOFFS IS NUTS

球迷：这次季后赛简直是要人老命！！

[–]Warriors FateRiddle 5 points an hour ago

If you mean West, yes. It fucking is.

勇士球迷：如果你指的是西部的话，没错，他妈的就是要人命！！

[–]VBTheBearded1 6 points an hour ago

Det vs NY has been pretty crazy

球迷：活塞和尼克斯的系列赛也很疯狂啊！

[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 766 points 3 hours ago

JJ REDICK YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE SICKO 🫡

Really played a 40 yr old man and a 275lb fatty the entire second half lol. Ballsy move just unfortunate result

罗斯球迷：雷迪克脑子瓦特了🫡！真敢让一个40岁的老年人和一个250斤的胖子打满下半场啊哈哈哈，非常有胆量，只不过结果比较不幸。。。

[–]Deksametazon_v2 96 points 3 hours ago

Thibs is smiling on the east coast

球迷：锡伯杜在东海岸露出了欣慰的笑容~~~

[–]Lakers Repulsive-Throat5068 322 points 3 hours ago

I mean what choice do we have? This was a big game.

湖人球迷：但是我们有的选吗？这场比赛太关键了啦！！

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 98 points 3 hours ago

I’m with it. Just like with Joker playing the entire second half yesterday. Gotta take that gamble with your best guys

罗斯球迷：我表示同意！就像昨天约基奇打满下半场一样，你得把宝押在自己最强的球员身上！

[–]Lakers lannistargaryen 1385 points 3 hours ago

you know what, gg wolves man

the nuggets were right to be happy not playing them lol

湖人球迷：同志们，恭喜森林狼，GG打得很棒！掘金应该庆幸自己避开了森林狼，哈哈哈！

爱德华兹：懂我意思吗？

[–] Lakers lannistargaryen 134 points 3 hours ago

I’ll be seeing Julius Randle in my nightmares lmao

湖人球迷：兰德尔以后将长期在我的噩梦里折磨我，哈哈哈哈！！

[–]Warriors XanIrelia-1 1399 points 3 hours ago

Clutch camera angle

勇士球迷：最后那个回放角度（老詹打手爱德华兹），太关键了！

新闻链接>>>>>>切球打到华子大腿出界&森林狼挑战成功！狼记：詹姆斯明显犯规了

[–]Timberwolves Sp_Gamer_Live 1811 points 3 hours ago

The broadcast got that angle and acted like a plane hit a 3rd tower

森林狼球迷：那几个评论员看到这个角度的回放之后，表现得就像又经历了一次911似的！！

[–]Super 8 Winnes0ta 1041 points 3 hours ago*

Seriously, Doris legitimately sounded like she was about to cry. “Oh no… it looks like LeBron got him on the wrist 😢”

球迷：真的！当时Doris的声音听上去像是快哭出来了。“Oh no…老詹好像打到爱德华兹的手腕啦~~~~😢”

注：Doris Burke是NBA著名女性评论员。

[–]Spurs ToinouAngel 152 points 3 hours ago

Oh it's gonna be a foul on LeBron...

Doris sounded like she just learned the world was ending.

马刺球迷：老詹确实犯规了…Doris听上去像是得知了世界末日要来了。。。

[–]Mavericks wired41 196 points 3 hours ago

She really did. The sadness in her voice felt great for me to hear.

独行侠球迷：真的，听着她的哀嚎，让我感觉相当巴适~~~

[–]Mavericks helgestrichen 227 points 3 hours ago

Time to trade Luka

独行侠球迷：是时候交易东契奇了。。。

[–]Timberwolves NazRiedFan 93 points 3 hours ago

I don’t know if Anthony Davis is available

森林狼球迷：但素我不知道浓眉现在是不是可以被交易耶~~~

[–]Celtics Special_Box5241 646 points 3 hours ago

Nico Harrison 12/25

凯尔特人球迷：哈里森要过大年了~~~

[–]Celtics hybridmindz 306 points 3 hours ago

Adam Silver's 9/11 if he doesn't get Lakers vs Warriors WCSF

凯尔特人球迷：如果促不成湖人和勇士的次轮流量大战，萧华要过清明节了~~~

[–]Spurs Piats99 352 points 3 hours ago

Minnesota-Indiana finals will put Silver in coma.

马刺球迷：森林狼和步行者的总决赛，可以让萧华休克掉~~~

[–]Lakers heshouldgo 793 points 3 hours ago

Just fuckin fade me, it was a fun season while it lasted

湖人球迷：毁灭吧！累了！我湖药丸了，这赛季一路走来本来还挺爽的。。。

[–]Local-Cash9651 112 points 3 hours ago

Because of Luca inability to play defense, you have to put together a team to compensate for his inability to play defense, and the Lakers just don’t have that right now

球迷：由于东契奇防守无能，湖人需要打造一个防守阵容来弥补他的漏洞，然而现在湖人还没那个配置。。。

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